American flag skyscraper in Baghdad.

[Hostile]

http://proforum.myfreeforum.org/about144.html



Arlington, Virginia: At a press conference today at the La Quinta suite hotel five blocks from the Pentagon, New Jersey architect and porn star Amber Rain urged Mr Obama to build a 666 foot building with a tinted window silhouette of the American flag in downtown Baghdad, signifying American dominance in all the world's nations. "We want to show the world that we can shove a 50 foot metal rod up anyone's ass because were America", said Amber rain, who also designed the Korean war memorial fountain that is in the shape of a vagina located in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Mr Obama says this is a really solid idea and says the American Tractor company will demolish the most important market center in Baghdad to make room for the building come September. The building will have a $40 million dollar dragon to protect it including a state of the art photon shield. The last floor will be the open house of Amber rain where angry Talibans can watch Amber rain fuck herself using the architectural model of the building and cum over a plastic model of Baghdad.

[DShiznit]

now I'm gonna have to look up ...
oh look it's a sniper what is he doi-

[pielikey]

Pro you need your own website for shit like this.

Besides that, the flag is pretty obviously fake, but I assume that was intended.

[Ilari92]

[YubiO.]

I AM SORE ABOUT HAVING TWO FAILED RELATIONSHIPS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME
tl;dr?
Pro is an asshole, My boyfriend is amazing, this was for venting purposes only.

[Sigfig :3]

protip: don't hit send next time

[travismick]

tl;dr.

[YubiO.]

Ouch! BUt yeah, I'm really really happy now. And that I vented I feel fine. Oh well! It's no big! But 2? I've only had 1. Well, me and adam stopped being together amicably. And now I'm with the love of my life... Check out my facebook and you'll see

[travismick]

>I've been with this guy for probably like two weeks
>He's the love of my life
lrn2 relationship please

[Hostile]

Fucking hilarious.

[naruhaku]

Fucking hilarious.

u face is fing hilarious. now i have the best girl in the world mwahahaha and your alone with your gf palmila and her 5 ugly cousins.

[Sigfig :3]

What.

[naruhaku]

What.

lol his hand. get it *palm*mela. like Pamela Anderson

[Sigfig :3]

Ok, I get the joke.
I'm still in amazement at the rest of the post.

[naruhaku]

really? why?

[Sigfig :3]

You're talking like probuilder.
If he was a caveman.

Edit:
TRAVIS STOP INVITING PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN YOUR CAVE

[naruhaku]

well not really. yubi tells me how much of a a-hole he was and how he treated his mom and stuff. there is no excuse for the way he treated her and yubi. plus i love yubi and i well never hurt her at all.

[naruhaku]

plus i am nothing like leo and i treat my girl with repect. i am very nice. lol. this is the first time i ever posted on
a forum...sooo...hi XD

[travismick]

I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS IS
ONLY NANOKO IS FROM MY CAVE

EDIT: Holy fuck he looks like Volia.

[pielikey]

Welcome to the forums then, I guess

[DShiznit]

So you're her new bitch? I must say I'm impressed. Sexy goatee is sexy...

[DShiznit]

Pro you need your own website for shit like this.

http://proforum.myfreeforum.org/

[naruhaku]

lol sexy goatee lol.

[travismick]

wat

[Grims]

Bad spelling? y/n

Anyways, welcome

[naruhaku]

hehehe thanks

[YubiO.]

Yay they authorized you Baby! Welcome!

[DShiznit]

You do not look hot in glasses. You should get contacts. Or a VISOR. Or ocular implants...

[YubiO.]

i'm a foggot

[DShiznit]

wat. I am too! we have so much in common!