Re: teleportation of energy accomplished, matter completely possible

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:56 pm

travismick wrote:chrome blows

Not rly. Why does it blow?

**Sigfig :3** · by **Sigfig :3** on Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:36 pm

pielikey wrote:Sig why can't you just use chrome

can't use plugins without administrative access.

**Sigfig :3** · by **Sigfig :3** on Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:43 pm

DShiznit wrote:
Not any time soon. But eventually the technology will advance enough for anyone to be able to make use of it. Just look at computers. 40 years ago they were the size of a house and only universities had them. Now everyone has a watch more powerful than them, and the computers individuals own can stream entire movies in minutes if you have internet.

Computers were different because they require no real world materials except energy to function. A machine capable of organizing matter into the form of a macroscopic object that it is entangled with requires an active supply of matter to use. This can only be worked around with machines capable of the creation of new matter, which would be a much better analog to the shrinking size of computers. This kind of technology will be incapable of progressing at the speed of consumer electronics (each major progress towards smaller machines will create larger during experimentation), so don't expect a personal teleportation device (or something else that a petty criminal could abuse) to be coming around any time within 80 years.

DShiznit · by DShiznit on Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:55 pm

DShiznit wrote:
Not any time soon

**pielikey** · by **pielikey** on Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:39 pm

gtfo Travis.

Firefox takes too long and In-the-neck explorer can suck a cock for the same reason

**Sigfig :3** · by **Sigfig :3** on Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:08 pm

DShiznit wrote:
DShiznit wrote:
Not any time soon

I assumed you meant on the same development schedule as consumer electronics, which would be why you mentioned it.

The point is that analogy isn't perfect.

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:05 am

Sigfig :3 wrote:
pielikey wrote:Sig why can't you just use chrome

can't use plugins without administrative access.

You don't have administrative access? That blows.

DShiznit · by DShiznit on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:18 am

Sigfig :3 wrote:
DShiznit wrote:
DShiznit wrote:
Not any time soon

I assumed you meant on the same development schedule as consumer electronics, which would be why you mentioned it.

The point is that analogy isn't perfect.

Fair enough.

**Sigfig :3** · by **Sigfig :3** on Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:07 am

The guys over at facepunch keep saying that it's impossible to transmit data through this system because all measurements of the particles are random. This is confusing because my idea was to have the sample move, and random movement requires energy to be created out of nothing. I think one of them is trying to imply that measuring qualities of the molecule is the only way to determine an on/off state, but the point of the paper itself is that there are other methods than that. I'm confused.
http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=889978&page=3

also: quantum is a buzzword now, woo!
http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=892462

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:23 am

This shit just got quantum! :D

DShiznit · by DShiznit on Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:57 am

Take the Leap

Try a quantum

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:49 am

I want a Mountain Dew Voltage now.

**Sigfig :3** · by **Sigfig :3** on Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:50 pm

DShiznit wrote:Take the Leap

Try a quantum

+1

Demon Spawn wrote:I want a Mountain Dew Voltage now.

I'm drinking one right now. It's goood.

**pielikey** · by **pielikey** on Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:03 pm

nodont it decreases sperm count

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:23 pm

Sig, I hate you.

Pielikey, dun care. It's only temporary.

travismick · by travismick on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:30 pm

mtn dew #1 birth control

DShiznit · by DShiznit on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:59 pm

travismick wrote:stairs #1 birth control

fixed

**pielikey** · by **pielikey** on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:45 am

...Stairs? As in the shit you climb to get to higher floors? I don't get it...

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:37 am

Stairs as in, you push the prego chick down the stairs and shes no longer prego.

**pielikey** · by **pielikey** on Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:59 am

I should of guessed, Dshiz would say something as sick as that.

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:24 am

Yup, pretty much.

travismick · by travismick on Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:04 am

stairs is generally a euphemism for other forms of domestic abuse

DShiznit · by DShiznit on Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:47 am

Off topic: Does rape count as domestic abuse?

**pielikey** · by **pielikey** on Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:46 am

Depends who you're rapi- Why the fuck do you want to know?

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:54 pm

If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?

**Sigfig :3** · by **Sigfig :3** on Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:06 pm

DShiznit wrote:Off topic: Does rape count as domestic abuse?

No, however rulings are usually identical.
And get out. Next time I have to say it it's a 5 day ban.

**pielikey** · by **pielikey** on Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:16 pm

Demon Spawn wrote:If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?

If you clone yourself and fuck yourself is it Incest or Masturbation?

User was banned for this post. reason (omg wtf is wrong with you)

Demon Spawn · by Demon Spawn on Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:40 pm

According to Cracked.com it's masturbation.